Story 1...

but that was a dream too. but then an angry pack of kittens gathered around his window..

he did the only thing left to do- he shut the window, which blocked out the kittens. pleased with himself, he piched himself to see if it was a dream. it wasnt.

then he fell asleep and dreampt a mirror room and....... .....there was a clown with a knife

but then he woke up. AND HE WASN'T GOING TO FALL ASLEEP AGAIN !(hint hint, nudge, nudge)

then he/she ate an oreo

and then went to another galaxy only to be surrounded by aliens who were very hungry.So he decided to take out a ..............

....a bag of bubble gum. he started to chew it and blew the BIGGEST bubble in the universe! the bubble accidently popped ........

and the clown started break dancin when along came shamaal and with a chocolate ray blasted the clown to planet.....hollywood

then he fell asleep and dreampt about aliens disecting him and then...........

and then he saw his...his liver then...then his lungs...then...then HIS HEART :

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO MORE DREAMS!!!!! he WOKE up and DIDN'T fall asleep EVER AGAIN!!!!

so he could not dream anymore because he is not going to sleep anymore and sleep was his nightmare.

and then.... he became a cool mummy javascript:emoticonp('') with an afrojavascript:emoticonp('')javascript:emoticonp('')javascript:emoticonp('')

then he. ...he. ..he... ...he.....GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH saw his brother from the dead once more GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......THUD im hoping to fill the page

And then his brother tried to kill him but then Saharish came and starting hitting his brother with one of her purses then she became a world famous Fashion designer

.............................OK

ok, i've never heard someone becoming a fashion designer like that, so her boss fired sahrish. back to dave, he was really starting to get annoyed with this and was convinced it was fake.

Meanwhile Dave went into a strange machine and got copied 4 times because it was a human copier so all he could do was.......

and guess what she is right this was all a halucination But who did this he climbed out of the machine only to find himself on the willis tower

and he threw a penny off of it . and he killed someone and and was now known as dave the murderer:affraid:

THEN DAVE WAS FOUND IN THE NEWSPAPER WITH THE HEADING THE MURDER. DAVE WAS MAD AND HE CRACKED OPEN HIS HEAD

and he died and that was the end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he had a concussion b4 he died